Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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