I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
you traded sex for a burrito?
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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