This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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