My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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