Ambien. No doubt about it.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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