guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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