idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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