I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I lost the right to judge tonight
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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