Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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