Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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