On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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