butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
operation harelip BJ is a go
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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