I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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