I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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