were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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