8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
No stitches, just platelets and will power
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Randomize
