he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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