He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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