Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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