i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
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