Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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