3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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