Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I AM VODKA MAN
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
the raccoons are back...
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