Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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