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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..

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(512): View more from Texas

Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic

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(650): View more from California

We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar

(1-336): View more from North Carolina

Blow your rape whistle

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(219): View more from Indiana

How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?

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(410): View more from Maryland

I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits

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(415): View more from California

I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.

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(416): View more from Toronto

We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.

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(719): View more from Colorado

Why does my mask smell like doritoes?

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