porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You are the jesus of drinking
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I have already put on my inside pants.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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