OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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