i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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