Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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