How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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