Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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