using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
i think my cat just said my name.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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