she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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