Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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