i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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