Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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