So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Randomize
