It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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