Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
