Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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