we're blogging at a bar
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
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