i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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