Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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