Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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