Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
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