why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
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