I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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