she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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