why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
