"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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