38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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