Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
it's great music for shaving your balls
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
