Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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