1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
honey bunches of taint.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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